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			<title>mobile phones</title>
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			<pubDate>Thu, 09 Sep 2010 21:18:58 GMT</pubDate>
			<description><![CDATA[Last friday i pull up at some traffic lights [ red ] in my 
   hometown of newquay  [ bang ] a woman on a mobile  
   phone did not see me stopping , went into the back 
   of my smart . 
   Its lucky i have a towbar fitted , no damage to my smart 
    
   silly ***** got out of her car screaming...]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<div>Last friday i pull up at some traffic lights [ red ] in my<br />
   hometown of newquay  [ bang ] a woman on a mobile <br />
   phone did not see me stopping , went into the back<br />
   of my smart .<br />
   Its lucky i have a towbar fitted , no damage to my smart<br />
   <br />
   silly ***** got out of her car screaming about damage<br />
   to her front , says its her husbands car &amp; what is she going<br />
   to tell him , i told her to tell him the truth, on her phone.<br />
<br />
   Had 2 good witnesess seen her driving while talking on phone.<br />
<br />
   I see more woman drivers each day on thier phones then men<br />
     <br />
     beware , beware<br />
<br />
             tony  [ oldgit ]</div>

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			<title>Skiers near MK?</title>
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			<pubDate>Thu, 09 Sep 2010 15:30:07 GMT</pubDate>
			<description>Hello  
 
Anyone Ski Near Milton Keynes snozone is normally exspensive and Hemel is better However.  
 
They are currently doing a evening offer of £10 for a ski session including all hire. something to do with them being 10 years old so £10 ski sessions throughout september :)  
 
cant go wrong...</description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<div>Hello <br />
<br />
Anyone Ski Near Milton Keynes snozone is normally exspensive and Hemel is better However. <br />
<br />
They are currently doing a evening offer of £10 for a ski session including all hire. something to do with them being 10 years old so £10 ski sessions throughout september :) <br />
<br />
cant go wrong for a tenner :) <br />
<br />
Anyone want to go next week?</div>

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			<title>Lambretta Innocenti Brighton</title>
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			<pubDate>Wed, 08 Sep 2010 19:57:47 GMT</pubDate>
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Copyright Spotty Badger Productions<br />
Found this one over the bank holiday weekend along with many others .</div>

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			<title>Print Of The Month From Spotty Badger Productions</title>
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			<pubDate>Wed, 08 Sep 2010 19:38:14 GMT</pubDate>
			<description>Image: http://www.spottybadger.com/images/pictures/4cbb5121fca70.jpg  
On sale for one month with a reduction of 25% http://www.spottybadger.com/potm.htm</description>
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On sale for one month with a reduction of 25% <a href="http://www.spottybadger.com/potm.htm" target="_blank">http://www.spottybadger.com/potm.htm</a></div>

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			<title><![CDATA[World's fastest Tortoise]]></title>
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			<pubDate>Wed, 08 Sep 2010 16:00:10 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title>Broadband speeds</title>
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			<pubDate>Tue, 07 Sep 2010 18:24:16 GMT</pubDate>
			<description><![CDATA[I'm just wondering how fast people's internet connections are. 
 
You can use this link to check 
http://fwd.five.tv/adv/broadbandspeedtest 
 
I've included a poll also just for interest.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<div>I'm just wondering how fast people's internet connections are.<br />
<br />
You can use this link to check<br />
<a href="http://fwd.five.tv/adv/broadbandspeedtest" target="_blank">http://fwd.five.tv/adv/broadbandspeedtest</a><br />
<br />
I've included a poll also just for interest.</div>

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			<title>this is weird</title>
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			<pubDate>Tue, 07 Sep 2010 17:05:43 GMT</pubDate>
			<description><![CDATA[I have a blackberry and it told me I have a new message on here so I log on and can see nothing from the computer. When I log on from the phone I see a message from Serendipity but I cannot reply 
Anyone know what's up? 
Cheers 
Kris]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<div>I have a blackberry and it told me I have a new message on here so I log on and can see nothing from the computer. When I log on from the phone I see a message from Serendipity but I cannot reply<br />
Anyone know what's up?<br />
Cheers<br />
Kris</div>

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			<title>DVD Rental</title>
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			<pubDate>Tue, 07 Sep 2010 11:55:24 GMT</pubDate>
			<description><![CDATA[Hel-lo! 
 
Just wondered if anyone out there used those online DVD rental things for box sets?? 
 
Bex is always raving on about one series or another, but I don't have sky (and don't spend enough time in front of the tv to justify paying for it) and am never home every night so can't really watch...]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<div>Hel-lo!<br />
<br />
Just wondered if anyone out there used those online DVD rental things for box sets??<br />
<br />
Bex is always raving on about one series or another, but I don't have sky (and don't spend enough time in front of the tv to justify paying for it) and am never home every night so can't really watch things regularly. <br />
<br />
So, I thought one of those online rental things might work out, but can't really find much on 'tinterweb. <br />
<br />
Anyone got any suggestions?<br />
<br />
Might rent the occasional film but I'd rather watch the entire two series of DH I've missed, or finally find out what happened at the end of lost :rolleyes:</div>

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			<title>ooooooooops</title>
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			<pubDate>Mon, 06 Sep 2010 07:27:02 GMT</pubDate>
			<description>http://www.eveningexpress.co.uk/Article.aspx/1902631 
 
:o:pop:</description>
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<br />
:o:pop:</div>

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			<title><![CDATA[Any old "Bongers" still about?]]></title>
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			<pubDate>Sun, 05 Sep 2010 13:30:28 GMT</pubDate>
			<description><![CDATA[Just thinking about a Bong reunion. Its been five years since any serious Bong activity has occured, the summer of 2005 will always be remembered, either fondly by most or with long lasting disdain by those that didnt "get it". 
  
It is understood a full renunion of ALL members would not be a...]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<div>Just thinking about a Bong reunion. Its been five years since any serious Bong activity has occured, the summer of 2005 will always be remembered, either fondly by most or with long lasting disdain by those that didnt "get it".<br />
 <br />
It is understood a full renunion of ALL members would not be a possibility now, but it would be interesting to get a good night out and a couple of pints of Perth Special or at least a can of Quattro down our necks whilst we attempt to remember what went down. (That's not a reference to the erstwhile FS forum)<br />
 <br />
I've lost contact with all but one MOBSTER, would liek to know what the rest are up to these days</div>

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			<title>New Mod</title>
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			<pubDate>Fri, 03 Sep 2010 05:41:13 GMT</pubDate>
			<description>Congratulations Mr Coolfart Sir!  
 
We shall all bow on Saturday!</description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<div>Congratulations Mr Coolfart Sir! <br />
<br />
We shall all bow on Saturday!</div>

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			<title><![CDATA[What's on this weekend closeby to you]]></title>
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			<pubDate>Fri, 27 Aug 2010 17:28:10 GMT</pubDate>
			<description><![CDATA[Well I've got this >> 
 
---Quote--- 
As part of the *Pennine Lancashire Festival of Food and Culture*, the fourth world gravy championship takes place on bank holiday Monday, where teams and individuals wrestle in a big pool of gravy. There is also inflatables and water bombs for the non-gravy...]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<div>Well I've got this >><br />
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				As part of the <b>Pennine Lancashire Festival of Food and Culture</b>, the fourth world gravy championship takes place on bank holiday Monday, where teams and individuals wrestle in a big pool of gravy. There is also inflatables and water bombs for the non-gravy lovers. <br />
Monday 30 August, from 12pm, Rose n Bowl, 264 Newchurch Road, Stacksteads, Lancashire.
			
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</div>:o:rofl::rofl:<br />
Anything 'good' near you ?:pop:</div>

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			<title><![CDATA[Yes , I know it's quite unusual]]></title>
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			<pubDate>Fri, 27 Aug 2010 12:48:03 GMT</pubDate>
			<description><![CDATA[........but I'm going to wash the car :wash: 
 
I may be gone some time......:D 
but then again probably not with a car the size of the smart.:p]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<div>........but I'm going to wash the car :wash:<br />
<br />
I may be gone some time......:D<br />
but then again probably not with a car the size of the smart.:p</div>

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			<title>Everyone please read</title>
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			<pubDate>Fri, 27 Aug 2010 12:05:47 GMT</pubDate>
			<description>just got this by email.. 
 
This message was sent to me by one of my car contacts. 
 
 
 
 
Subject: FW: Serious warning</description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<div>just got this by email..<br />
<br />
This message was sent to me by one of my car contacts.<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
Subject: FW: Serious warning<br />
<br />
<br />
Forward Message<br />
<br />
<br />
While driving on a rural end of the roadway on Thursday morning, I saw<br />
an infant carseat on the side of the road with a blanket draped over it.<br />
For whatever reason, I did not stop, even though I had all kinds of<br />
thoughts running through my head. But when I got to my destination, I<br />
called the Police and they were going to check it out. But, this is what<br />
the Police advised even before they went out there to check....<br />
<br />
"There are several things to be aware of ... Gangs and thieves are now<br />
plotting different ways to get a person (mostly women)to stop their<br />
vehicle and get out of the car.<br />
<br />
"There is a gang initiation reported by the local Police Department<br />
where gangs are placing a carseat by the road...with a fake baby in<br />
it...waiting for a woman, of course, to stop and check on the abandoned<br />
baby.<br />
<br />
"Note that the location of this carseat is usually beside a wooded or<br />
grassy (field) area and the person -- woman -- will be dragged into the<br />
woods, beaten and raped, and usually left for dead. If it's a man,<br />
they're usually beaten and robbed and maybe left for dead, too.<br />
<br />
DO NOT STOP FOR ANY REASON!!!<br />
<br />
DIAL 9-9-9<br />
AND REPORT WHAT YOU SAW, BUT DON'T EVEN SLOW DOWN.<br />
<br />
"IF YOU ARE DRIVING AT NIGHT AND EGGS ARE THROWN AT YOUR WINDSHIELD, DO<br />
NOT STOP TO CHECK THE CAR, DO NOT OPERATE THE WIPER AND DO NOT SPRAY ANY<br />
WATER BECAUSE EGGS MIXED WITH WATER BECOME MILKY AND BLOCK YOUR VISION<br />
UP TO 92.5%, AND YOU ARE THEN FORCED TO STOP BESIDE THE ROAD AND BECOME<br />
A VICTIM OF THESE CRIMINALS.<br />
<br />
THIS IS A NEW TECHNIQUE USED BY GANGS, SO PLEASE INFO RM YOUR FRIENDS<br />
AND RELATIVES.<br />
<br />
<br />
THESE ARE DESPERATE TIMES AND THESE ARE UNSAVORY INDIVIDUALS WHO WILL<br />
TAKE DESPERATE MEASURES TO GET WHAT THEY WANT."<br />
<br />
Please talk to your loved ones about this. This is a new tactic used.<br />
Please be safe.<br />
<br />
Get started NOW -- SEND THIS MESSAGE TO ALL YOUR FRIENDS AND LOVED ONES<br />
TO BE CAREFUL AND AWARE OF EVERYTHING AROUND THEM SO AS NOT TO BECOME A<br />
VICTIM</div>

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			<title>Would you really buy one ?</title>
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			<pubDate>Fri, 27 Aug 2010 08:11:17 GMT</pubDate>
			<description><![CDATA[Come on, lets get serious about the battery car :redface:.... 
 
Would you _really_ buy one? ** 
 
(outright ? or with the battery part leased as below?) 
 
Are you on the edge of your seat waiting for the dealers to announce they're ready to take orders ? 
 
What's your views on the huge...]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<div>Come on, lets get serious about the battery car :redface:....<br />
<br />
Would <i>you </i><u>really</u> buy one? **<br />
<br />
(outright ? or with the battery part leased as below?)<br />
<br />
Are you on the edge of your seat waiting for the dealers to announce they're ready to take orders ?<br />
<br />
What's your views on the huge government contribution??<br />
<br />
<font size="1">** IF you can afford one of these, lend <b>me </b>some money!:D<br />
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					Originally Posted by <strong>snippet off t'web this morning that got me thinking</strong>
					
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				<div style="font-style:italic">&#8220;After one year of ownership, we would expect EV residual values to be  above the segment average expressed in terms of values,&#8221; explains Andy  Carroll, managing director at car valuation bible, Glass&#8217;s. &#8220;But if the  battery is owned rather than leased, and without the appropriate  warranty, the value of the typical EV will then fall dramatically until  the vehicle is five years old, at which point the car will have a trade  value little more than 10 per cent of the list price.&#8221;  <br />
<br />
It is expected that different car manufacturers will adopt  different approaches to how they sell their electric vehicles, with  Nissan planning to sell their Leaf outright and Renault examining the  possibility of leasing the battery on their Fluence EV. Cars might no  longer be something that you own outright, but something you use,  cutting out the risks of depreciation as you simply pay for usage.</div>
			
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Me? , I'll stick with proven ICE tech for a good few years yet. There's no way I'd buy into this , I'd rather catch the bus:beersm:<br />
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